Four Hundred.

Blog Rule #13: A recurring bit only remains a recurring bit if you allow the bit to be recurring.

Every 100 posts, we toss in this quiz of the prior century. Each time, the wiseguys in the YAB Marketing Department promise those who complete the quite all the luxuries in life: fame, glory, legend, free t-shirts. Now the YAB T-Shirt Mill still remains on the shelf due to a lack of starter capital. The money we’ve got; it’s the cost of time we have yet to be able to afford. So as the order list increases with each new winner, our IOU’s grow longer. But the next hundred (The March to 500!) will see the end of GRAD SCHOOL and the return of a life more ordinary. (Oh, and for historical bookkeeping sake, we’re a massive 16 off the pace. Not good at all.)

You have until the actual March 3rd to email your answers to condon@gwu.edu.

1. What two letters did YAB manage to avoid using when writing a mid-season post on the Philadelphia Eagles? (1)
2. In BCE Chapter 8, who was hired on to be YAB’s legal representation? (1)
3. What was Condon’s percentage correct with this year’s Cond-nominations? (1)
4. Where does Chris keep his alarm clock in moments of temporary insanity? (1)
5. What is my name as per the Holy Sacrament of Truncation? (1)
6. Who are the only two current cast members of SNL that made YAB’s Top Ten of All-Time? (2)
7. Name three different statements I made in honor of New Year’s (hint: a resolution is not one of them) (2)
8. What two people did Nordberg “mistake” to be brothers of Warren Buffett in his Omaha-cast interview? (2)
9. What word caused YAB great surprise (since Condon has never used it before) while also striking fear into the heart of Mr. Philbin? (2)
10. Name two of the starting 5 on YAB’s Fantasy Knives team. (2)
11. What 3 foreign languages were employed in our “Lost in Translation” story of a Liz Grimm dinner party with dead folks? (3)
12. What’s the REAL reason Senators push for filibustering? (3)
13. What two items did I take with me when exiting the building during a freshmen year fire drill? (3)
14. What is the name of the group of people who wait until midnight to start long road trips to avoid traffic? (3)
15. What caused the DONUT STAMPEDE? (3)
16. What was the nickname given to the fool who threw his friend’s shoe out of the Metro doors on the way to a U2 concert (while Condon went to class)? (4)
17. What childhood figure is actually America’s secretive method of training young America to vote? (4)
18. How much must a starter salad cost to know if you are eating a fancy lunch? (4)
19. What was the name of the attacker who I thought Tim Fischer attacked on a track bus back in high school, only to later find out it was me who attacked him? (4)
20. Where was the Colonial Williamsburg cooper re-enactor actually from? (4)