Housen Hunting?

Many of you may know that Katie and I have begun looking for our next living locale, and this time, there’ll be equity. You never know where you may come across the property that will supply you with your first mortgage, whether it’s patrolling nearby neighborhoods in your car or scouring the weekend section of the Post. However, in the Internet age, one cannot overlook a newer avenue.

Some list belonging to a guy named Craig.

Fellow Monrovian Diana Kelly can be credited with e-mailing this super-sweet pad to our attention. And I have to admit, this place looks promising.

Luxury Condon For Rent

2 bedroom/2 bathroom luxury condo for rent
New upgrades and fresh paint
Free Access to Tennis Court, Swimming Pool, and Gym
Minutes to DC and free shuttle to Van Dorn Metro

That’s right, consumers. Chris Condon now comes in two varieties.

Regular and Luxury.

I know what you’re thinking. The market is still so inflated, how will I ever afford a Luxury Condon? Or a luxury condon, for that matter? After all, you were in the market to buy a residence, and then Craig (a savvy marketing major, no doubt) also tries to get you to buy a Condon. And yes, he’s planning on upselling you. Luxury Condons are a great investment.

Now I know you’re new to the marketplace, and you’ve never really considered purchasing a Condon, luxury or otherwise. And since we know, Diana, that you were originally looking for condos, we’ll cover that two. After this informative blog post, you’ll never confuse the two again.

A luxury condo features 9-foot ceilings, leaving your house guests with plenty of head room.
A luxury Condon hits his head on 9-foot ceilings, because his head requires more room.

A luxury condo has granite countertops in the kitchen.
A luxury Condon will gladly fall asleep on countertops in the kitchen.

A luxury condo has ample food prep space and cabinets in a spacious kitchen.
A luxury Condon preps his Condiments in spacious kitchens, but insists on using fancypants Ranch dressing in order to satisfy the luxury requirement.

A luxury condo has hardwood flooring, to give your den a sophisticated feel.
A luxury Condon finds hardwood boring, he’d much rather have floors made of trampoline.

A luxury condo has free access to a tennis court, swimming pool, and gym.
A luxury Condon plays tennis with two forehands, plays his best pool blindfolded, and makes fun of other people at the gym.

A luxury condo is walking distance to the Metro.
A luxury Condon thinks Eddie Murphy should have stuck to being the Beverly Hills Cop.

A luxury condo will often feature a fresh coat of paint on all walls.
A luxury Condon once got sent home from pre-school because he refused to finger paint.

A luxury condo is outfitted with stainless steel appliances.
A luxury Condon thinks stainless steel sounds like a challenge.

A luxury condo will allow you to live and entertain your guests in the lap of luxury.
A luxury Condon insists you pay the bank $75 if you land between Park Place and Boardwalk.