Ok, so yesterday’s post didn’t go as planned. It was planned that a post would be written, and as it turns out, it was not. Weird.
So as you all know, I now am blogging live from the comfy confines of an actual office. While my door is always open (unless closed), I am able to enjoy relative privacy and a sense of detachment from the cubicular world. Now from a productivity standpoint, this suits me just fine – the fewer entrances to my workspace, the better. However, from a comedy standpoint, living in the land of half-walls and modular furniture was a waterfall of material for YAB. And with grad school being a distant memory at this point, it was nice to have cube comedy to fall back on when the funnywell runs dry.
Note: if you drop a penny in the funnywell, don’t expect your wish to come true. Expect a pie in the groin.
So have we seen the last of the comedy that calls Cubeworld home? Well, judging from an e-mail I got this morning, the answer is no.
Passive-aggressive behavior is when a person exhibits conduct that attacks others in a manner that disguises itself as anything but an attack. It’s for those who are too weak to make a statement but would like to see things change anyways. While enormously frustrating, it’s still better than the lesser-known Aggressive-passive behavior, where people are trying to keep their opinions as low profile as possible, but yell them aloud while sleeping and run into office furniture while talking.
Well, a case of the former hit my inbox with all the trimmings of a textbook passive-aggressive. While the subject line remained blank (something that kills me) and the addressee list was suppressed, the point of the email was clear. We have a newbie to our floor, who started maybe a month ago. In this person’s previous position, they were in an office. Now the rock the cube. And as the e-mail will go on to insist – this person is having a little trouble adjusting. It reads:
CUBICLE ETIQUETTE By Jill Bremer, Bremer Communications (note: This is Jill Bremer. She’s a certified Image Professional. And I’m the King of Sweden.)
“Is your current workspace a cubicle? Life in a cube presents certain challenges. Studies show that most workers are not thrilled with the idea of working in a cube because of the lack of privacy and the increased noise. Here, then, is a set of ground rules that will help cube dwellers remain both productive and neighborly.
(What follows are some suggestions as just how one might remain neighborly. We will promptly do our civic duty to mock the most glaring inclusions.)
Monday, August 21, 2006
They Should Make Britches Bigger
Written by Chris Condon at 11:51 AM
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