Wednesday, August 04, 2004

Leaving on a Jetplane

We don't know when she'll be back again.

Our Shawnee Group friend Kristin Jann is off to Hawaii - to the land of Mai Tais, sharks, and a Saved by the Bell made for TV movie. So, Kristin, I wish you the best, and if someone mistakes you for the ancient ancestor of a local tribe, pretend that you are in fact Samuel 'Screech' Powers and continue as all of this is going really well.

By the way, what a coincidence that the principal convention just happened to be in Hawaii, at the same time, at the rival hotel of Kelly's grandfather?!? Something just doesn't seem right. Sounds like some crafty screenwriting on this one. I bet Tony Danza has something to do with this one. He's the most powerful man in Hollywood, after all.

2 comments:

Throckmorton said...

Really and truly, this Saved by the Bell obsession has got to stop. I know that A.C. Slater and his pleated jeans represent your masculine idol, but when you start reminding your friends of the plot of "Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style," you've gone too far. But remember how Zack fell for the girl with the kid. And how the sleazy hotel guy was after Kelly?

Chris Condon said...

My vote is for Mr. Belding's brother. Just like a true politician, he pulled out of a promise (the senior rafting trip) at the last minute.