Friday, June 23, 2006

Post 500: Boom Goes the Dynamite

Rather than doing a quiz to mark a centennial of funny as in milestones past (that is SOOO February 2006), YAB has decided to relive most of its greatest moments by conquering one of Lyric Intensive’s two Ultimate Parodies. In doing this project, we realized that if nothing else, YAB has proven that comedy is everywhere. Just allow yourself to laugh at life.

Care to look back on the first 500? All referenced material is linked to its source below. Enjoy. Oh, and if you want to hear the original, go to
this website and click “View This Title.” And don’t blame us for the silly flash montage.

We Didn’t Start the Funny
Music by Billy Joel
Words by Chris Condon

Harry Potter, Diamond Play, Nightpaver, CIA
Yodalympic, Vanuatu, On the Radio
Sanka Coffie, Fondue Rookie, Fusion Razor, Girl Scout Cookie
Economic, Pizzanomic, Fire in Monroe

Fuego Dog, Doc Brown, Fishing Lake, Funkytown
Bracco, The Crowe and I, and the Crazy Calling Guy
Oscar Sunday, Sliced Bread, Condon’s a Big Head
Motorola, Categories, Dr.Pepper, Good Bye

We didn’t start the funny,
It was always burning, since the world’s been turning.
We didn’t start the funny,
No, we didn’t light it, but we try to write it.

Go to Class and Hasselhoff, 81 is Miroslav,
San Diego, Make an Eggo, Joe as John Locke
Gym Zone, Office Phone, Karaoke, Tail Bone
S-N-L-Cast, Turning Back the Clock

Coinstars, Shaun Dean, Boston’s Got a Winning Team
Warren Buffet, Brawny Man, Elevator, Candyland
Car-ma, Cheetah Pet, Indiana, Cabinet
Suckerpunch, Fancy Lunch, Never Coached a Louis!

(chorus)

Streak of Luck, Moving Truck, Have a Donut, Mighty Duck
Spud’s back, Registry, First Running Diary
Thomason, Carny Saul, Presidential Baseball
Toastmaster, Sorkinese, Look! One Thousand DVDs!

Fedrigotti, Hedberg, Web Monkey, Mafia
Holy Pup, BALCO, Oscar picks from Neo
U2, Jason Lee, Boxes off the Balcony
Charlie Grodin, Waldo, Getting Mocked at Kinkos

(chorus)

M&M, Star Wars, Burning in the Bookstore
Penguin, Break-In, Independent Pullman
Anthem for America, Making Fun of Canada
un-Risk, AP, Pottery, Lottery
Grad School, Swimming Pool, There’s no Dana, only Zuul
LFO, Lyrics Blow, Blogging without T or O!

(chorus)

Salsa Sharks, Office Sins, Nordberg phones it in again
Page-Up, Hic-cup, Maddengate, World Cup
Rocky, Hockey, Pudding Pop, Senior Crowd at IHOP
DC gets a little snow, Horrors in New Mexico
Ninja Lawyer, Reilly died, Raffy cheated, Nurs’ry Rhyme
Stupid Sheep, Leg’s Asleep, Ig, Styx, Frisbee Leap
Pirates Workin’ in HR, Writing since 2004
Rock and Roll and Cola Wars, I can’t take it anymore!

(chorus) (outro)

Happy 500th, YAB.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I always knew that your mind worked different than the average bear's. Impressive.....

Dottie said...

Love it. Congrats on Post 500. Have a cookie.

Chris Smith said...

mmm cookie

Throckmorton said...

Kikikins, you're my hero.

Joe Brescia said...

So, how does one respond to a post like that, you just have to close your eyes, bite your lip, and pray to god. Wow, wayyy too many voices in my head in order to keep them straight.